Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!

Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.

by hellomam June 14, 2019

urban dictionary

a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples

gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me

by gunkwiththefunk April 11, 2024

Urban dictionary

Website that tells true definition of words most dictionaries wouldn't tell you.

The urban dictionary had curse words in it.

by Redneck888883838383838 September 18, 2017

Urban dictionary

Euphemism checker

Josie : calling me shifty scrag what is he really implying
Stephie : I don't know let's check the urban dictionary

by Reanah June 12, 2017

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Fucking garbage website that makes you post an example of how your word is used in a sentence. Makes you delete your entire post because despite the fact you defined it, Urban Dictionary doesn't consider your word as defined. Despite the fact most words posted on this website people already know how to use in a sentence, and are just looking for someone to say something that they agree with to self-validate their trash opinions.

Fuck you Urban Dictionary. You get no definition here.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Used to be a dictionary for slang but that was before I was even born. It now has about 7 million definitions from everything to bizarre sex positions to extremely biased definitions of celebrities or a combination of the two.

Urban dictionary is a dictionary for slang. Well it was 20 years ago.

by DaSluttyMary April 21, 2019