Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

Tha Big D

A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").

Stepdad: hey gleeeennnniiee
Tha Big D: mate! It's THA BIG D!
Nathan: *Chuckles

by Mr Robdog December 8, 2023

8=D

An equation showing that 8 is equivalent to the variable, D. Sometimes in math problems, they ELONGATE the equation to 8==D, to make the problem HARDER, making it a difficult problem for students.

8=D )(

by secre swallowtail August 1, 2025

D

Shorter version of "Deadass?"

D

by Dacob May 11, 2022

silent d fly

silent d fly,usaly a other name given to a very good player on a mmorpg.thease are NOT geeks or nerds.

silent d fly means a very good player on computer games

by th3 w01f April 26, 2006

Double D ebony

the delicious chocolate snack the ding dong.

"yo B- rian wanna come over to my house after school?"
"No your house smell like cat piss."
"My mom bought me some Double D ebony."
"Na shit Double D ebony is my fav, ill be there for sure."

by SLEAZY-E May 10, 2008