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would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?
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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 1, 2021
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Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!
Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!
by Mary's February 10, 2018
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Would You Dine?

What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.
Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"
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I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

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