love juice that comes out of your spam javelin
by Jonny and Pete June 19, 2008
by MasterDJRE August 26, 2021
What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
by DiamondHead August 08, 2008
"Nah he tweakin"
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by Kartoffel Löffel August 26, 2021
by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003
When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
by Commander Poopy Pants May 18, 2011