Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

Squeaky Weasel

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 14, 2009

Weasel Stomping Day

December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th

Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!

by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020

Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Pickle Weasel

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.

Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.

by Berico Parachute October 15, 2006