Dick Weight

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.

What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!

by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010

she pays what she weighs

If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.

She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs

by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

weightlifter

Also known as goatse's brother.

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.

by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003

weight lifter's erections

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.

I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

by bob shipopo May 3, 2008

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

Weighed In

To become intoxicated via heavy amounts of alcohol.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, I got paid, I'm gonna get weighed in.

by Barry Malice-Son December 9, 2016

loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006