Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

Yad Weem

Equivalent to yas queen but with dyslexia

‘Hey did you get the milk’
‘Yad weem’

by Iriyadweem August 9, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time

Im going to send you another 300 weeks

by Ultradeath August 8, 2018

hierdie artikel is 'een weesbladsy

I really dont know what she wants to tell me with that oO?

Whatsapp:

She:😍💋
Me: yay!
She: hierdie artikel is 'een weesbladsy

by Kotschwan-Z July 3, 2021