suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023

Dick weasel

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general

Wow WHAT A DICK WEASEL

by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017