west washed

When some kind of non western media gets changed up to appeal more to the western audience, going even so far that important cultural elements get cut out.

a: do you like the movie xy?
b: no, i prefer the books, they're not so west washed!

by nah better not July 13, 2022

Snow wash

To take a handful of snow and vigorously wash someone's face with it.
It is a most unpleasant experience.

Derek got a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing

She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

washing cups

To finger a girl(s).

Kayla : Jane and me were washing cups yesterday.
Daniel: WOW!

by psychonicky April 29, 2010

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019