The Walrus

Paul.

"The Walrus was Paul"

by Supercomputer December 10, 2022

Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.

Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.

by NotTheEC July 12, 2024

Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.

That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.

by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019

Walrus

A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.

"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"

by Melbournetram August 25, 2021

wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole

last night i had the wednesday walrus

by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017