A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
by cassius$ July 19, 2006
A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
by Lady Gladriel October 11, 2020
A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)
by )(olla2.0 December 08, 2010
by nice_boy April 11, 2009
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018
Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.
by Dabhand420$ December 12, 2023
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 08, 2023