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Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.
Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”
by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022
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golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.
I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!
by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010
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volcanus

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.
Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
by Professor Poo April 16, 2010
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Volcanic slag

A molten slag taking it to the next level. Most likely to suck your tounge and will happily partake in getting woodpeckered (see woodpecker).

Will destroy as many men and women as possible in one night.
Mate look at that molten taking it to the next level. She's volcanic!

Volcanic slag!
by Raymondo The Great January 25, 2006
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Volcanic Soft Serve

A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
by moss1972 May 23, 2009
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Volcanal

The act of blowing your load into a girl into your partner's asshole and having them put their legs behind their head and farting your splooge out in the air like a volcano.
Mindy decided that tonight was the night we were going to try the volcanal.
by cmiller4642 May 18, 2010
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eskimo volcanoe

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.
Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.
by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007
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