Vites

Short for vitamins.

I'm taking my vites.

by suedestick July 12, 2016

Vitara Boy

Usually found loitering in 24hrs Tesco's late at night, trying to look inconspicious whilst oggling the latest Max-Power filth. When questioned, will usually grab the first Landrover-oriented magazine that comes to hand, or, failing that, a copy of Good-Housekeeping or some other suitably nonced-up publication. Vitata Boy's usually claim to be hard Nothern, Pie eating whippet lancing, Ale drinkers.

Salvation Army Volunteer 1: "Oh dear, do you see that young, dishevelled young man collapsed in the door-way over there?"

Salvation Army Volunteer 2: "(spitting at the person in question) Don't touch him Susan, he's a Vitara Boy - probably been drinking meths and anti-freeze again - and I heard they read Max-Power!!"

Salvation Army Volunteer 1: "Oh My...what a flithy pervert..hang on a moment...I'm going to Urinate on him.."

by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003

Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.

Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

by JessiccaZombies August 18, 2007

Vitamin M

Although literally it is Folic Acid, Vitamin M refers to Marijuana. See also: Vitamin THC

"Dude, I've had no appetite lately."
"You must be low on Vitamin M."

by WTFDavidBlaine April 13, 2009

Vitamin I

A subtle word (often used as a code word) to describe one or more attractive persons in a place, surrounding, or area.

*At a party* (person 1): "is there any 'vitamin I' around here?"
(person 2): "Only one source of vitamin I. He's standing by the door... Blonde hair, blue eyes, Irish..."

by Kris-Jen October 10, 2011

Vital Signs

adj. See gay

Your such a Vital Sign!

by Kingpin March 19, 2003

Vitamin P

Pussy
Sex
Fucking
Oral Sex

"You're sick, you need to take Vitamin C. "
"No, I need Vitamin P. That will make me feel better."

by PrinzsDi May 16, 2016