An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
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Person A: Oh man remember those "why the fuck you lying" videos?
Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2015?
Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2015?
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Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.
Person 1: Man what a bitch.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.
Person 1: Man what a bitch.
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A vinijah is a beautiful girl who is very unique. She can come off very mean , but she is also caring, independent, honest, and trustworthy. If you ever find a Vinijah make sure you keep her.
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