Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022

A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025

rhode island red velvet

the act of cumming in a woman on her period, then eating the red velvet mixture out of her honey hole and feeding it into her already prolapsed anus, and finally letting her shit in your mouth and consuming it

oh man, last night was insane, she finally did the rhode island red velvet with me

by harsh115 April 8, 2026

Fra cazzo da Velletri

1. It's a sentence from Rome slang. It means a self-important persone, but in fact, a guy no one knows coming from a little town no one knows.
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"

2. A husband comes back home and shuts the door. The wife asks: "Who is?" - the husband: "Fra Cazzo da Velletri" (= who else do you wonder it could be?)

by Clorophilla April 8, 2016

vulvet

a special tiny wallet which can be hidden inside a woman's vagina to conceal valuables.

They didn't find the smuggled diamond because Stefanie had it in her vulvet

by Spigoon August 25, 2008

Velettah

A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person

Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN

by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018