Two Man Mosh Pit

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008

two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

by superzlatan June 15, 2009

Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

by Butty101 November 23, 2011

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

One Two, Buckle my Shoe

A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.

The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.

Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"

Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.

Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe...

by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.

Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!

by Davenator June 22, 2007