twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.

Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!

by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011

Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

melon twist

(Easy A)

It's like this backwards type..yeah

G: What's a melon twist?
B: It's like this backwards type thing with the…
G: Ugghh how do i not know this!

by Nockalockarrr@ June 20, 2011

balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

nipple twist

1.) Referring to a situation in online communication (text, email, chat, twitter, etc.) where you are bothered by another party. Generally more aggressive than spam and quite irritating.

2.) Amongst friends is sent with two "at" symbols side by side. (e.g. @@ ) When sent in this manner it is like a digital "poke" and often a digital conversation starter.

1.) Inconsiderate marketers are nipple twisters. As they try to utilize social media, they are often quite selfish and irritating.

2.) Hi Jim, @@

by pleasedtomeetyouwontyouguessmy May 11, 2009

Booty twist

Where a guy pinches up some of the skin or flesh of a woman's ass and twist it. It is painful and gets attention.

John likes to booty twist Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Strawberry Twist

Bigg T's special stripper move.

DAYNM BOI I BE GIVIN U DA STRAWBERRY TWIST!

by Bootsie Collins June 5, 2009