travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.

I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.

by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021

Road Traveler

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.

Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.

by Upsidedownbiker November 21, 2021

Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

Travel Jack

Jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.

My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95

by RtwofourV November 23, 2015

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2014