traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
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Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

Trafficness

Traffic being traffic

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE

by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021

Traffic

In the car , going somewhere , busy

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022