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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel
#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot
by Mekazael March 4, 2024
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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015
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Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018
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Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.
She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".
by KittyPooper May 12, 2022
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Toot

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper
by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020
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