toot popsicle

Term to describe anal penetration with either a penis or dildo.

Stuff me with your toot popsicle

by Guthiyum May 1, 2020

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 22, 2018

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010

Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021