monster head

1 . any girl or guy who gives amazing head.

2 . a great blow job

wow , that bitch gives some monster head bro !
monster head
by yodelingyoda February 05, 2010
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Shnuggle Monster

A monster knitted by the health fairy. He snuggles with the sick and makes them feel all better with cuddles and kisses.

His main mode of transport is upon a rainbow, but has been known to use moonbeams and starlight.

He comes in all different colours and enjoys many activities such as pie eating, drumming, dancing and rollerskating.
oh no, what do you mean you are ill? hopefully the shnuggle monster will take your pain away
by Writingck28 August 31, 2010
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Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.
Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.
by AIR D March 21, 2009
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Monster Rancher

One of the coolest TV shows of its time.
I want them to bring back Monster Rancher and show all three seasons uncut!
by Bone February 15, 2004
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jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.
OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.
by lizlynnakinn December 06, 2008
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monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash

a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son

The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash
by Kenny Luge October 09, 2006
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monster clit

1. An oversized clitoris "clit". Noticable from cunnilings.
1. Dude, Jamie had a monster clit man.
by Pattyblades July 30, 2006
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