Ketchup girl

A greasy, blotchy skinned, stringy haired, white trash female that cannot help who she is. She's just like that. She'll remind you of watery ketchup.

"Hey sis, look at that ketchup girl over there."

by 417ermaerp November 5, 2025

Ketchup Pringle Mingle

A Sexual act in which a female Pegs a man (Or partner or choice) with a pringles can untill he bleeds, then the pegger will eat all the pringles using their partners blood as sauce

My Little brother enjoyed the Ketchup Pringle Mingle with me yesterday

by anonymous November 16, 2025

Ketchup Pringle Mingle

A Sexual act in which a female Pegs a man (Or partner or choice) with a pringles can untill he bleeds, then the pegger will eat all the pringles using their partners blood as sauce

My Little brother enjoyed the Ketchup Pringle Mingle with me yesterday

by anonymous November 16, 2025

Ketchup Circus

An orgy involving at least 3 or more women who are on their period.

"Make sure to bring wet wipes to the ketchup circus tonight!"

by napalmcoochie December 2, 2025

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 1, 2024