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thong

The thong is the sexiest thing created by man.
Thank man for thongs "Gigity gigity Gig-it-y"
by JMIt December 28, 2005
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thong job

A severe wedgy; A reaction guys have when girls were low jeans.
That girl gave you a thong job.
by dmcool June 14, 2004
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turd thong

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.
Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!
by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008
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Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA
Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan
by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007
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Thong

Sexy hot underwear falsely considered as "lingerie" wore by mostly Females (and some scandalouz guys..) to prevent underwear lines in tight pants and add a sexy little touch to an outfit. One should normally wear the strings high on the hips like it was meant to, but most girls push the strings in their pants to hide them cuz they say "high strings will make them look like hoes and be too provocative" ..thus rendering the thong completely useless because it really ain't a comfortable underwear. Who will ever understand women..
K-NyNe (spotting incoming booty) : "Damn loc' that lil' mama right here surely knows how to sport that Thong and put her ass in praise, Sisqõ would be proud!!"

Freek Dogg : "Word is bond dawg, she knoooows!! I must tell my girl to quit pushing them damn strings down her pants and make 'em rise up like a phoenix! Wear a Thong than wear it RIGHT"
by K-NyNe October 17, 2008
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thingamabobskie

A word used when you have temporarily forgot what something is.
When are we going to that thingamabobskie?
by Age uk September 11, 2005
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thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip club patrons.

Initially coined in the internet strip Questionable Content by it's author, J. Jacques
Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

Yo, she can only pay for drinks cause of that wad of thong-dollaz!
by The Philbert December 10, 2008
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