sus virus

when someone infects you with the sus virus everything you see is "sus"

1: hey look at that trashcan it looks like the among us character
2: oh yeah it kinda does

2: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

3: hey you are right

3: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

4: yes

this is the sus virus

by when the May 7, 2021

Crony Virus

Crony Virus is the crescendo of corporate greed into its zenith by the excercise of emergency powers to amass more wealth to the ultra-wealthy. Mass media terrorism is used to make civillians fall into a state of submissive psychosis via intense devisiveness using a roos to maliciously and deliberatley turn friends and family against each other to drive people into isolation. The crony virus is the largest transfer of wealth in history. It is the death of science if questions are asked people are shunned. It is the death of debate the only option to survive is to obey. It is the insurrection of freedom. In short, it's a clutching from the financially wealthy and their last attempt to keep things the way they have been. The crony virus is a societal lobotomy.

This Crony Virus has been a scam from the beginning. Mind your own buisiness. Think for yourself and stop telling me what to do.

by iguanapopsicle May 7, 2023

Train virus

what you get when you’re the girl that gets trained

“bro did you fuck that girl last night?”

“nah bro, she told me she got train virus so i hadda dip”

by itsmedennisdaily January 22, 2023

Corona virus

Stupid Asian woman eating bats

The corona virus was from one of those mukbang Asians

by Sallythehornybellend May 11, 2020

The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

typo virus

When a popular website is remade with a slightly different name, you accidentally go to that fake website, it can give you a virus. thus the name, typo virus.

-- one of these websites is goole.com a remake of google.com a popular search engine. just by mistyping google you can get a virus. dont worry, goole.com is not a virus, just someone trying to make a popular website.

Yesterday i got a typo virus by forgetting to type the second "g" in google, now i have to pay to get that fixed.

by almightynino July 25, 2016

purple monkey virus

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purple monkey virus download !!!!111!

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022