He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023

by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021

Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
The one and only Simon Slavov
by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021
