boxer shower

When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.

We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.

by Kooziemoi May 5, 2016

Medway Shower

When a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. The liquids can contain anything from Alcohol and saliva to traces of semen.

Tom was walking in the street when he was mugged, during which he was subjected to a Medway shower.

by Medwaymate November 26, 2013

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Shower Shot

An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.

Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.

by Xylopho June 5, 2018

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne

The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.

by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014