Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac February 15, 2011

Stick shift

A kiwi dude who walks around to his theme tune of 'dude looks like a lady'

I can hear 'dude looks like a lady'! Oh stick shift is coming

by Blista.sista May 04, 2013

Color Shift Paint

Paint on a car that seems to change as it moves.

1:

Peter: WHOA! Did you see that ride?
Johnny: Yea man. Sitting on 26s with custom color shift paint. It changed from blue, to purple, to pink!

2:
Color shift paint make people stop and stare as you go by!

by J. Nsty July 26, 2009

Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

by frothyshoes February 05, 2012

Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

by MufinMan October 25, 2007

gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 01, 2007

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali June 28, 2007