Top Men

Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".

Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"

Nick: "It's with Top Men."

Grant: "Who?"

Nick: "TOP...MEN..."

Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"

Nick:"Yeah..."

by Falsedawn December 29, 2010

Spaghetti Men

A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.

Chris: Did you catch the fight last night?

Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.

Chris: Wow.

by Sir Grapefellow October 30, 2010

Merry Men

A slang term for homosexuals.

Merry Men marry men.

by TheHereticTheory May 30, 2011

Rich men

The answer to the question, "What do women want?".
That is because they are gold diggers.

What do women want?
Rich men.

by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

see men

A stupid joke i made to my friend to trick him into saying semen

Friend: semen

Me: HAH make you say semen
See men is some gay shit

by Sexiest motha fuqa February 26, 2018

minute men

Thank God for these true Americans who stand up and
protect our country.

Godbless the minute men..

Boy those minute men are sure some crack shots with those carbeane rifles.
They shot that alien dead.

Yes I would not want to be on there bad side

by crack bessy November 13, 2006

Dominican men

Sell drugs , flashy , loud , and live with their baby mamas on section 8 .

Stay away from Dominican men

by Realityman August 30, 2019