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Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"
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Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish
Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.
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Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp
by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020
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fucking sexy, loyal, 400% White Caucasian. Plays C.R. (clash royale)

His friends are C.R. addicts
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Luke is by far the most attractive boy at your school. He’s absolutely perfect.He’s charming,cute,talented,kind,caring, and so much more. He’s one of the greatest friends you could ever ask for, he will never leave your side. He is protective over the ones he loves. he’s an amazing friend, but an even better boyfriend. He’s sporty. Amazing at fighting (Boxing) , and football. He is musically and artistically talented too. If you are lucky enough to know a Luke, keep him around. He’s a strait up blessing. Every girl is swooning over him. They all want to be with him, but he tends to fall for the unpopular, lowkey, loyal girls. Don’t lose a Luke’s trust, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your life.
Girl: OMG! He’s so dreamy, must be a Luke

Boy: ayeeee he’s so fit, that must be my boy Luke
by Angel_with_horns June 25, 2019
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Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.
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