HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021

Du's Law

Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"

Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law

by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019

Logan's Law

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.

By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4

by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009

Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Adham’s Law

Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”

*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”

by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Savage's Law

Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.

It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.

"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"

by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022

Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)

Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know

by Erufailon February 5, 2010