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Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017
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Hooker ATM

The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.
"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.
by Kong September 26, 2015
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Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
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Discount hooker

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
by Toilette November 10, 2014
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Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.
"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014
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rabbit hooker

a racial slur to call a spanish person with the name of jose, pedro, Alejandro
by Pissweed March 17, 2022
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Hooker spit

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.
by Dickharry September 25, 2021
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