A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.
by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

A video vixen from Louisville, Kentucky. She is the cousin of rapper Vory and has appeared on cover art for rapper Yung L.A. and in videos for Finesse2tymes.
by Louisville Streetz Magazine May 3, 2025

guy1: hey man should i grab an 8 ball after work today for the party this weekend?
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!
by theneighbourhoodpharmacist October 17, 2023

Often referring to the meme where a black guy sees a sign for Cuban sandwiches and says “A Cuban sandwich? Do I look Cuban to you?”
by Sixsevennn April 29, 2025

A cuban sandwhich made with Crystals. It has got to be extremely SEXY. And lovable. You cannot deny your love for this sandwhich.
by Ilovecd August 14, 2010

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
by skerpal November 9, 2019
