A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.
"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011
The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.
Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!
by HUngryHippos4Life November 27, 2020
White male late 20's early 30's with ginger hair, day walker. Loves to get fucked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prostitutes. Preferably two black ones at a shitty hotel. Can't get his dick hard to fuck'em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. Uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her pussy to shit. The Red Bandit is a very horny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.
The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.
The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.
If you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say "does the Red Bandit love blow jobs?"
Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit
Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit
by Hamboan December 15, 2013
verb: when you dip/cover your balls in chocolate. then take your chocolate covered balls and drop them on a persons face.
by Zach™ July 02, 2005
by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009
getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)
by tymieshu June 13, 2008
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009