tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.
by e i e i o May 27, 2007
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Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010
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tour de truly

When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.
Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.
by Sgiggles February 24, 2024
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shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame
“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour
by Littycity3 May 09, 2018
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Anarchy tour

A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities
by Gimegame December 07, 2024
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tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016
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world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.
So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
by PenguinSlideMaster December 25, 2019
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