Thanos

He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

Thanos

An angry grape with an octuple butt chin who needs some shiny rocks for his gold mitten.

Thanos is fat and furious.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Thanos

Thanos want dem rockie thingy

I am inevitable. -Thanos

by Sibaboy August 16, 2019

thanos bag

a funny Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag

"thanos bag *instert emoji*"
"Lol, kys"

by luigimags14 November 22, 2020

Thanos

A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.

Thanos has a nice rock collection

by Sonnerie July 22, 2019

Thanos

The old guy that creeps on little kids in the shower at the YMCA.

OMG Thanos is such a peeping tom.

by highly intelligent person February 4, 2019