Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
by All You Have To Do Is Ask October 3, 2019

by National holiday June 21, 2021

The shipping of Harry Potter characters namely Sirius Orion Black and James Potter. There is a star called Sirius and James Potter's animagus form is a stag.
Person 1: OMG! I SHIP STARBUCK VERY HARD!!!
Person 2: James and Sirius? But in the end James marries Lily right?
Person 1: IDC
Person 2: James and Sirius? But in the end James marries Lily right?
Person 1: IDC
by Viscaria December 30, 2018

Something seems missing from my premium Starbucks coffee. Perhaps some pain medication, a girlfriend and a place to call my own...
by nothingsean1984 January 31, 2024
