An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010

by sheeeeeeshhhhhhh April 21, 2021

Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
by All You Have To Do Is Ask October 3, 2019

Something seems missing from my premium Starbucks coffee. Perhaps some pain medication, a girlfriend and a place to call my own...
by nothingsean1984 January 31, 2024
