pickle slap

when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it

guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo

by juandeag September 5, 2019

Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

Pickle-sniffer

A person, of either gender, who performs oral sex on a man

Guy 1: Mike is a real pickle-sniffer
Guy 2: I heard he sniffed 3 pickles in a single night once

by perreault2017 October 10, 2018

Pickle Fisting

The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.

Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?

by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022

Pickle smooch

A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019

Jameskii Pickles

Pickles, made from pickling a cucumber, deepfried in batter, placed in a box with two holes on either side, and hotboxed before being eaten. Best if made while listening to Jameskii's outro song.

Man, I could really go for some Jameskii Pickles right now

by NoBucketRequiredInMyMustang May 12, 2018

Pickling The Sausage

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

by Marcinicus June 18, 2021