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Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
by plus-size albert November 28, 2020
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Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
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Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023
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old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.
Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!
by AnOldPal July 16, 2020
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Old Tomato

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato
by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020
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Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy?"

"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"

"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
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old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.
The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.
by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021
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