Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
by plus-size albert November 29, 2020
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old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
by br0dyyy April 29, 2010
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Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy?"

"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"

"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
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Old Snatch

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!
by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018
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Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 05, 2013
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Old Sport

Why hello there. Old Sport.
by melonester January 15, 2023
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Old Steve

The dealer is selling Old Steve over there!
by Middle age Steve June 10, 2010
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