Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

Money Lane

Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.

I was late to work because of an accident in the money lane

by tfihsekam June 23, 2009

Stank Money

Someone with so much money, it's stank.

They used their stank money money dividends to buy their mansion.

by TheRealDecoy89 May 10, 2019

money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.

Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.

by safejrz March 6, 2015

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

grocery money

a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.

"That punk ass ain't bringin' in the bacon, he's just grocery money!"

by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009

Stinky Money

A game where 2-4 players try to insert the most money(in change) up their ass.

Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay

by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011