land grab

The act of taking over land, either by force or cunning schemes. Usually there is conflict of some sort and one side is left unhappy.
Isreal. They are a recognized nation but siezed land from palestine to build it.
by badassfreakygangbanga March 24, 2004
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The Fat of the Land

One of the best albums of the 20th century which dominated most of the 90's and set record highs for music charts in Europe and America.
Breath the pressure...come play my game and i'll test ya!!!
-The Fat of the Land - Prodigy
by Simmy7103 November 13, 2006
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Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.
Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!
by Harry Kuntz May 09, 2005
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Holy Land

A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.
Meanwhile in the holy land...

Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!

God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
by Hellbert jesushater May 03, 2019
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Land Rover

The greatest 4x4 vehicle of all time. The LR3 was the last legitimate Land Rover that could actually go off road and impress people with it's capabilities.

Many people are now getting them just for the status, and putting 22" chrome rims on it which goes against everything the company stands for and represents.

If you doubt Land Rover then watch videos of the Camel Trophy
Dumbass: Dude! I just got a lift and 33's for my jeep!!

Land Rover Owner: I bet you would not have lasted one day with stock Land Rovers in the Camel Trophy
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Toyota Owner: MY YOTA IS A BEAST!!

Land Rover Owner: Why do I always tow you out of every trail we go to?
by Discovery Stud April 11, 2012
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promise land

The vagina and surrounding area
I can't wait to explore the promise land tonight.
by Loose Thunder March 08, 2005
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Candy Land

Fun Games that you play with your partner...
1. I was playing candy land with my girlfriend, and she went to peppermint forest with her tongue.

2. I stuck my cock in her ass and got molasses swamp.

3. Last night i was with my GF and her and i went to Candy Land and i got all her sweets.
by Candymaker069 May 29, 2009
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