Kankle Jockey

A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.

Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.

by ANA333 July 21, 2014

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water

"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell

by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010