This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.
By Adam H.
By Adam H.
by "mule" August 13, 2018
Get the hood countymug. A female who is extremely ghetto. Enjoys partying, fighting, and casual (usually unprotected) sex with numerous partners. Typically loud, obnoxious, and rude. Most likely has a drug addiction, commonly crack.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Rachael last night?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: She was shit-faced, and after giving Jake a blowjob she got into a fist fight with two girls at the party!
Guy 2: Jesus... she's such a hood rat
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: She was shit-faced, and after giving Jake a blowjob she got into a fist fight with two girls at the party!
Guy 2: Jesus... she's such a hood rat
by Quami May 3, 2008
Get the Hood Ratmug. the youngest rapper in d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block
"im a skinny nigga but when i hustle i hold weight
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"
by jim August 10, 2004
Get the j-hoodmug. A young lady from a middle class or upper middle class neighborhood that is creepin off to the hood to see a boy, usually a young thug, gangsta, or hood nigga, on the down low. Her boo will be a boy her parents either don't know about or have forbidden her to see, usually due to a combination of his economic status, attitude, and age. Hood bugs are generally drawn to boys a few years older than they are.
A hood bug is very different from a hood rat or hood model because they come from outside the hood and lack the hood rat reputation for sleeping around. Hood bug's are pretty much the exact opposite of chickenhead's.
In most cases, the friends of both the hood bug and her gangsta boo try to help keep the two from being discovered, seeing the couple as kind of a ghetto Romeo and Juliet.
A hood bug is very different from a hood rat or hood model because they come from outside the hood and lack the hood rat reputation for sleeping around. Hood bug's are pretty much the exact opposite of chickenhead's.
In most cases, the friends of both the hood bug and her gangsta boo try to help keep the two from being discovered, seeing the couple as kind of a ghetto Romeo and Juliet.
"Man, did you see T-ray's hood bug? She fine as FUCK!"
"She a dime-piece all right, but he betta hope she can keep it on the low. Her daddy's a lawyer and he probably know T-ray's PO."
"She a dime-piece all right, but he betta hope she can keep it on the low. Her daddy's a lawyer and he probably know T-ray's PO."
by Keturah February 22, 2008
Get the hood bugmug. Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.
"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"
"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."
"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."
by Erika Butler June 20, 2008
Get the hooded rootmug. gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits , aint got no job , but I STAY FLY- cant pay my rent all my money spent but thats ok cause im still FLY
got everythang in my moma name but thats ok cause i stay sharp
got everythang in my moma name but thats ok cause i stay sharp
have you ever seen the crocodile seats in the truck? turn it round , sit it down and let em BITE YOUR BUTT , see the steering wheel is fendi dash board armani WITH your baby moma NIGGA WHERE you can find me
by cookies February 25, 2005
Get the hood richmug. by L'z November 10, 2003
Get the Whats Hoodmug.