Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur
"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."
by gianni October 16, 2004
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The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.
Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".
by ReliantRobin February 01, 2021
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shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed
person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'
by 8-| January 07, 2009
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Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.
Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad
by Goat_Keswa May 31, 2018
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Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.
Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.
by TheRapistIsHere June 23, 2012
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Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
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goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.
Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?
by Goatcookies101 April 19, 2016
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