dirt pussy

Another way of referring to a womans asshole.

shit man like I care if its snatch or dirt pussy I still gonna get mine.

by Tothmacher May 20, 2006

dirt tan

To be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. Also known as crust-tan.

His hands had a week long dirt tan.

by Oliver J Schultz April 20, 2004

DIRT TRIM

A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.

Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).

by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009

dirt knuckle

(Noun) The result of poor quality toilet paper when moderate force is used to wipe one's butt

(Noun) A person who regularly sticks their finger in a butt for personal pleasure and/or the pleasure of others e.g. "dirt knuckler"

(Verb) The inadvertent act of penetrating the toilet paper while wiping a butt e.g. "dirt knuckled" "dirt knuckling"

I got a nasty dirt knuckle after crapping on a plane.

There he goes with his finger in his butt again. He's such a dirt knuckler.

Guess I wiped my butt a little too hard because I ended up dirt knuckling.

by Mr. Dirt Knuckle October 21, 2009

The Dirt Bike

When you shit between a girls tits then tit wank them.

Guy1: She finally let me do the dirt bike
Guy2: Nice dude
Guy3: That's just fucked up bro

by Reey03 March 11, 2019

kick dirt

To leave forcefully, to ditch

"Leave then! Kick dirt!"

by katelynislegend May 20, 2008

Dirt Surfer

A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".

"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"

"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"

"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"

by Dean Simmons October 28, 2004