Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.
I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.
by chaptj August 5, 2010
Get the Apparitional Corporate Leadershipmug. by SethM November 4, 2007
Get the corporate spring breakmug. Often called "generic" by critics ( a.k.a. talentless attention whores that worship Nirvana ). In contrast with Nirvana (overrated band), it contains catchy tune which causes subliminal indulgence and direct to point message rather than overwritten lyrics (more like poems really), screams/whines/squeals and crappy musical accompaniment.
If you're a magazine editor promote "grunge" for marketing purposes. If you're a producer promote "corporate rock" for marketing purposes.
by Laminar Flow October 15, 2015
Get the Corporate Rockmug. The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.
Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.
by jonnimac March 9, 2009
Get the Corporate Karma Sutramug. An individual who is extremely corrupt and evil, but does it in a "legal" way so you can't do anything about it. He will seem like your friend but only exists to fuck you over.
Individual 1: Yo man I thought Farrand was cool but he just scammed my ass
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga
by coonmagic85 May 6, 2018
Get the Corporate ass niggamug. When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
by bel97g April 2, 2009
Get the Corporate Cum Shotmug. The voice that you use with customers/clients in the workplace. It's always amicable, with heavy use of upward inflections. The term was coined by Donnell Rawlings in his comedy act "From Ashy to Classy".
Say you work at a pizza place, and you're pissed off. Then a customer calls. Despite your anger, you will talk to that customer with an upward inflection, kiss their ass, and be almost overly friendly. The call ends. You've just utilized your corporate america voice. You can now go back to being grouchy, saying mean things about the customers who deserve it, and swearing profusely.
by R. Cal May 21, 2012
Get the corporate america voicemug.