Designer Drugs

Pharmaceuticals obtained by acting, and scene.

‘There’s not much redness in my throat, but I’ve had this cough that just won’t go away’ and that’s how I got a fridge full of designer drugs.

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Renov8 Design

Renov8 Design help people to make their home more cozy and give trendy look.

X: Hey, i want to make my home look more fancy and luxury.
Y: i can help you in this approach Renov8 Design

by Renov8 Design November 24, 2021

Victoriesque Designs

The BEST affordable luxury jewellery brand there is! Well known for quality and long lasting designs. Created by Caribbean women for Caribbean Women and the Diaspora alike.

My friend gifted me a beautiful necklace from Victoriesque Designs and I cried tears of joy!

by Xoxovixen November 24, 2021

Prabal Designs

They are so minimal yet appealing
They attract people with their simple & talented nature.

You are so Minimalistic just like Prabal Designs

by Ministry Of Minimalism November 24, 2021

Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet

“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”

by Billiana November 23, 2021

Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023