tenderlion

Loin from a lion used in a salty sandwhich.

Lee Jackson had a tasty tenderlion sandwhich.

by Lion-o April 6, 2005

Tender Beefy Chunks

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

by Das Brick September 19, 2006

Tenderhorney

A young and legal female who is attractive and in need of sexual relations from a male. A female who needs to be sexed. A horney tenderroni. A nymphomaniac who is discovered by an older gentleman. A sexy younger female who is available.

There is nothing better than discovering an attractive tenderhorney as you mature. That girl is a tenderhorney tenderroni.

by charles allen March 23, 2008

Poll Teaser

An individual or class of individuals who enjoy withholding who they will eventually vote for in an election; an individual or class of individuals who manipulate(s) polls by telling telephone canvassers or other poll-takers he/she is in favor of a candidate and then his/her rival depending on the day of the week he/she is asked; an undecided voter.

Chad enjoyed confounding telephone surveyors by never telling them whom he would ultimately vote for. He is a real
poll teaser.

by the original serial poet November 5, 2012

tender

an adjective describing someone or something being sexually attractive or "hot", this term is especially used in the male gay community.

That guy and I hooked up last night. It was tender. OR

That guy is ripped, his body is tender.

by Omi Spiekermann September 26, 2010

cock teaser

Dead on accurate synonym for stripper.

Strippers will say anything to get your hopes up if they know you got a pocket full of 20's. They're straight up cock teasers.

by anonymous13 May 25, 2005

tendernitis

Tendernitis is a medical condition where the elbow becomes tender. This is usually accompanied with mild pain. Sometimes it will be called tendonitis either on accident or because, since tendernitis isn't actually a real medical condition, the person needs an excuse for their arm hurting.

Peter: "My arm hurts. I think I have tendonitis."
Phil: "Suck it up, pussy. You just have tendernitis."

by Phil Mcloser May 31, 2007