Soccer, golf, or tennis? 

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.

Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)

Soccer, golf, or tennis? by shadofrak May 27, 2011

Tennis 

The act of switching positions during sex at a rapid rate, only applies to homosexuals.

Example 1
John: Do you want to play tennis tonight?
Jack: Ya sure whay not, I could give and take some tonight.
John: Great, my house at 7

Example 2
John and Jack were playing tennis last night, and they were timeing it between switches.

Tennis by Ballungr3 February 19, 2017

Thenisha

Thenisha is a beautiful, smart girl who is not afraid to do anything she wants to. She is shy at first but when you get to meet her, she’s extremely loud and energetic, but also passionate. Many boys have a crush on her, most names: Timothy, Donovan, Ibrahim and so many more.

*Thenisha walks by*
Timothy: Guys, look, it’s Thenisha
Donovan: She is so surreal
Ibrahim: Back of guys! She’s mine!
*They all stare at her as she walks pass them*

Thenisha by Anonymous08192 December 4, 2020

Tennis Prostitute 

A female high school student who mooches off of and or dates most or all of the players of a sports team and or acedemic club, such as Tennis.

Kim is such a Tennis Prostitute

Tennis Prostitute by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez August 3, 2006

teenie 

a young looking coquetish 18 or 19 year old who shaves her pussy and wears thongs.

Dam! I pulled down that teenies see-thru thong and her pussy was as smooth as a cue ball!

teenie by saul greenberger January 2, 2009

Tennis 

Tennis (sexual use): A term for casual sex between friends, used in Friends With Benefits. Implied to have no emotions attached, to just be simply and easy, like tennis. You go, you do the deed, you walk away.

Dylan: "Hey Jamie, let's play tennis."

Tennis by BrittBrittBritt August 29, 2014

monkey tennis 

Womens Football

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis

monkey tennis by Mr Rense April 20, 2004