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Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.
"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"
by RekyHere August 26, 2019
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Techno sexual

It basically means that you have a crush on technology...
Man 1: Wow that smart board be looking hot today. I should ask it out
Man 2:Why am I here?
Other man: Ya, he's techno sexual he has a crush on that smart board
by Bear Boi January 19, 2020
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Technoblade

He is:

The Blood god
A nerd with hots elbows
#1 in potatos
The 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
Just peppa pig on steroids

he has 3.41 million subs on youtube pogchamp
"It stays in the pit"
-Technoblade
by bloodforthebloodgod November 13, 2020
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The second worse thing that happened to those orphans AKA BLOOD GOD
Technoblade is the kid of phil
by dreamSMP November 21, 2020
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Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG
Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away
by suu :) January 7, 2021
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I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government
by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021
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Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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